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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A Spurious Brood by Phil Revell – review

Set in the opening decades of the 17th century, A Spurious Brood is a fictionalised account of the real lives of two Shropshire families. It tells the story of Jacob Blakeway, an attractive, mysterious man and his two loves; childhood sweetheart Katherine More, with whom he fathers the brood of the novel's title, and the lady Rosalind, a noblewoman whose path he crosses when she and her husband are attacked by bandits in The Marches. Jacob is summoned to court for his account of the ambush, where Katherine spies on him comforting Rosalind and rejects him. There follow years of betrayals, betrothals and bitterness as Jacob is torn between his family and his work as a messenger for the merchant Matthew, and Katherine is forced into a marriage that eventually causes her downfall.

The spurious brood of the title do not appear until the final third of the book, and even then they do not develop as characters in their own right. They are simply the subject of their mother Katherine's deep affections and ultimately the cause of her great despair. The title of this engaging first novel by the Shropshire writer Phil Revell can of course be read as “illegitimate offspring”, but there is another interpretation; the falsity of affections that trips up the principle characters and the melancholy of Katherine, who at the end of the novel is left bereft by the cruel machinations of a Jacobean society in which a largely uneducated woman of limited resources is made to suffer by the actions of her father-in-law. Revell depicts Katherine's sadness with great sensitivity. The claustrophobia and danger of marital life for women is a recurrent theme in the book, as Katherine tries to negotiate her way out of an arranged marriage and Rosalind attempts to secure her rightful inheritance and escape the oppressive attentions of her brother-in-law.

But there is a deeper, societal brooding casting its shadow in this novel, as the aristocratic classes of hereditary landowners find their wealth and authority rivalled and threatened by the intelligent, increasingly wealthy mercantile classes. In Jacob and his master, the kind, witty Matthew who is also Katherine's uncle, this novel concerns itself with a nascent middle class, who travel, trade and explore the world beyond the Shropshire countryside in which they were born. In chapter eight Jacob and Matthew take a grand tour to the Low Countries, Germany and Italy, providing a vignette of a changing society. I would have welcomed a deeper exploration of the themes touched upon in this episode – the dissemination of literacy, religious conflict, the discovery of the New World. Jacob himself regrets the omission of Rome from the tour:

“[Jacob] was disappointed that the itinerary did not include a side visit to Rome. Under Eleanor's tuition as a child, he had read translations of Suetonius and Tacitus. He would have loved the chance to walk where Roman Emperors had ruled.

'The Roman buildings are ruins covered with weeds,' said Rowland when Jacob revealed this secret ambition. 'The buildings to see in Rome are the new cathedral of St Peter and the chapel ceiling by Michelangelo – they are beautiful to any man's eye.' He lowered his voice. 'They are also evidence of the waste and stupidity of the church of Rome, spending a mountain of gold on images and icons.'”

The European travels of Jacob and Matthew depict the eyes of Englishmen opening to the wider world in the 17th century after the colonial discoveries of Sir Walter Raleigh in the 1580s, and they set the scene for the book's finale in which the brood are destined to set sail on the Mayflower. That the grand tour is rather glossed over is a shame, because elsewhere the the descriptions of place in the novel are rich and evocative: in Shropshire “the land was changing; enclosures were being made all over the dale … A quarter turn brought Ludlow into view, and the triple mound of the Malverns. To the northeast Jasper could just see the dark smear that was Cannock Chase”; in London “drovers on their way to Smithfield marshalled sheep and cattle … beggars appealed for alms and hawkers took advantage of the crowds to sell posies, sweetmeats and cures … his eye was drawn to the grisly display that decorated the upper stories of the gatehouse. A naked corpse in an iron cage looked to be a recent addition to a collection of severed heads and body parts.”

There are some delightful scenes in this novel, from the depiction of a nervous Katherine preparing for her wedding 400 years before hair straighteners, or sleeping with her hair in towels in an attempt to make it controllable, or slipping on a new gold petticoat, to the drama of Jacob's clandestine meeting with Rosalind on London Bridge. Revell uses enough antiquated terms and language to offer a sense of the time and historicity – whippersnappers, farthingale, quarterstaffs – but not so much that you are obliged to read the novel with a dictionary of early modern English by your side. Perhaps the most refreshing aspect of this novel is that, in something of a break from the norm, it is almost entirely unconcerned with the machinations of court life. Royalty does make a fleeting and essential intervention into Jacob's affairs, but even then it is a royal bureaucrat and not King James himself who appears. While not exactly a departure from the genre made so popular by the likes of Margaret George, Alison Weir and Philippa Gregory, it is a brave example of popular historical fiction which is not enthralled by the sex lives of courtiers and their monarchs.

Read it if you liked Sarah Dunant's Birth of Venus; The Wilding by Maria McCann; The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Kitteh Roulette

The risk of getting a stupid one is high. Very high.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Flash fiction

The room was silent apart from the tinkle of metal on plastic as the butcher's knives were laid to rest then picked up again as incision after incision was made in the greying flesh in front of him. The air was pungent with the scent of blood but neither man wore a mask. On the contrary, they inhaled deeply, gently perspiring as the blade of a chosen implement proved too flimsy to make an impression on the resistant bone. The younger man watched the master work his way up the right side, down the left, sawing, slicing, severing, tidying. Finally the task was nearly done and the butcher stood, blade poised over the centre of the torso.

“And what will you do with her heart?” the apprentice asked.

“Why, I'll have it for pudding,” the butcher replied.

Friday, March 18, 2011

It's rebuild, rebuild, rebuild for King Kenny if Europe is to fear Liverpool once again

Liverpool's defeat to Sporting Braga showed again how massive is the task awaiting Kenny Dalglish if he is the man chosen to restore the Anfield club to the elite of English, let alone European, football. It was a performance over 180 minutes almost entirely devoid of creativity and attacking initiative, and for fans it bore a miserable comparison to glorious European nights in the club's recent history, such as the 5-0 aggregate defeat of Real Madrid in the Champions League first knockout round in 2009 and the 3-0 aggregate win over Inter at the same stage of the competition in 2008. Over two legs against Braga, Liverpool failed to score and, despite their defensive solidity - aside from a mistake by Sotirios Kyrgiakos to concede a penalty in the first leg - they could not use it as a basis to go forward.

For fans the summer rejuvenation they hope for cannot come soon enough. With Dirk Kuyt usually deployed on the right of midfield, David Ngog has been Liverpool's second main striker since his arrival in July 2008. Both Dalglish and Roy Hodgson before him have preferred the youthful promise of Ngog on the bench to the tepid goal threat offered by Milan Jovanovic. Ngog is worth every bit of the £1.5m Rafael Benitez paid to bring him from Paris St Germain, and not a penny more. Even for a non-English striker, the fee was incredibly cheap, and that has showed. Apart from one goal against Arsenal this season and a strike against Manchester United in October 2009, he has not scored against the current top six in 18 appearances. He found his level in the early rounds of the Europa League, when he contributed three goals against Rabotnicki and two against Steaua Bucharest, plus a goal against Unirea last season.

But Liverpool have failed to support their strikers – the team's lack of width and ability to dribble the ball in from wide positions or send inviting crosses into the box was again evident against Braga. With Kuyt offering tenacity rather than natural width on the right, managers have for the past five seasons sought a genuine winger to play on either flank. Yossi Benayoun, Joe Cole, Jermaine Pennant, Albert Riera, Maxi Rodriguez, Harry Kewell, Luis Garcia, Mark Gonzales were all bought in part to fill the void on the wings. None has been an outstanding success. The disappointment that is Cole is an increasingly painful subject for Liverpool fans. The once engaging midfielder received a warm welcome on Merseyside when he arrived last summer, but while once he could delight with the ball at his feet, now he tends to evoke groans of despair as another opponent nicks the ball from him. Liverpool are beginning to realise, in the shape of Cole and Jovanovic, that a player on a free does not necessarily mean a bargain.

For Liverpool's Premier League rivals, the full-backs are as potent a threat as the wide midfielders. Chelsea can turn to Ashley Cole, Yuri Zirkov and Jose Bosingwa, Arsenal have Bacary Sagna, Gael Clichy and Keiran Gibbs, United have Patrice Evra and the Da Silva brothers. In this area Liverpool, too, have real hope. Martin Kelly has shown great promise this season against both top opponents and mediocre sides which Liverpool have had trouble in breaking down. They also have Glen Johnson, a quality full-back – as he has proved while deputising on the left this season despite his preferred position being on the right - although the Englishman is still too prone to losing possession when rampaging down the wing and creating unnecessary danger as a result. But left-back remains an unresolved problem in the long term for Dalglish.

Steven Gerrard's best season in a Liverpool shirt came in 2008-09 when he scored 24 goals and his increasingly frequent absences through injury have been felt this season. Raul Meireles is proving himself to be a crowd favourite and scorer of vital goals, but Liverpool still need more creativity – and goals – from central midfield. Lucas Leiva has as many doubters as he has admirers at Anfield. He has been a metronomic presence at Liverpool's heart for four seasons, making well over 30 appearances in each of them. Seldom injured, he is a tidy and reliable option. But in his 160 appearances for the club in all competitions, he has scored only six goals. Many fans would like to see Alberto Aquilani return from his loan spell at Juventus or Charlie Adam arrive from Blackpool to take Lucas's place or play alongside him in games when Liverpool must attack. It would certainly pose a more formidable midfield pairing than Lucas and Christian Poulsen, or Lucas and Jay Spearing.

As a local player and a loyal fan, many supporters are desperate to see Spearing succeed and take the mantle of red talisman when Gerrard eventually relinquishes it. But despite being energetic and a tough tackler, the 22-year-old's passing and ball retention are not on a par with his peers: Jack Rodwell (aged 20) at Everton, Jack Wilshere (19) at Arsenal or Josh McEachran (18) at Chelsea. In Jonjo Shelvey (19) Liverpool have a more likely replacement for Gerrard. The arrival from Charlton is a charismatic midfielder and English football is likely to see more of him next season.

Liverpool fans dream of the potential arrivals this summer – names such as Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Alexis Sanchez and Sergio Canales have been touted and dismissed in equal measure - but even marquee signings will not conceal for long the problem that must have been apparent to Dalglish even from his cruise ship in Dubai – the mediocrity which permeates his first-team squad. This is evident in the impact Liverpool's loaned out players are having. Apart from Nathan Eccleston, who has scored twice and made 11 appearances since joining Charlton on loan in January, and Aquilani, who has been a regular fixture for Juventus this season, the loanees are showing little evidence of progress: Emiliano Insua, (Galatasary, eight starts) and Philipp Degen (Stuggart, four starts). Daniel Ayala (20) is making an impression at Derby County and Stephen Darby has made a creditable 14 starts for League One Notts County, but at 22 he needs to be making the step up to the Premier League soon. Compared to Wilshere's impressive spell at Bolton Wanderers last season, and the goalscoring contributions since January made by Daniel Sturridge at Bolton and Carlos Vela at West Brom, it appears Liverpool's young players are still some way off making a first-team contribution.

And how many of Liverpool's first-team squad would get into another top six side? Andy Carroll would be a welcome addition to any of them, Spurs would appreciate Gerrard's power and versatility in midfield, Sir Alex Ferguson must secretly applaud Kuyt's tireless legs, while United and Arsenal's admiration for Pepe Reina is well known. As for the others, not even on the bench. Liverpool fans must now trust that Dalglish and Damien Comolli spend whatever funds are available to them this summer on players who can make the club challenge for honours once again. If fans wish for one thing from John W Henry in the next transfer window it is for pure Chippendale, rather than any more dead wood on inflated salaries at Anfield.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Delayed Gratification

Delayed Gratification is out now. Visit the website for previews or to subscribe: http://www.dgquarterly.com/

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

David Mitchell on climate change

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

KitKat caught out?



Greenpeace have started a campaign to encourage Nestle to stop using palm oil from suppliers that destroy rainforests to grow the crop. I'm a big fan of the KitKat, but not at that cost.